Bad at lying about your age!

You lied to me about your age- you claimed to be 29, then 27. I finally found out you're really 32. Loser.

Buddhist fakeout!

You claimed to be a devout Buddhist and yoga student (and used yoga class as a reason to not have sex) but you violated the major tenets of Buddhism all of the time and didn't even seem to realize it - that's because you were a fake Buddhist and just thought it was a "cool" thing to be. I figured if you lied about that, then you would lie about anything.