Casual about the porn-as-sex substitute!

After you couldn’t finish during our one-and-only time having sex, you just shrugged and said, “Eh, I’ll just go home and watch porn.”

Height-lying porn collector!

After a 10 minute monologue on why you said you were 5' 9" instead of 5' 6", you wanted to know if I wanted to see your porn collection.