Obsessed with your height!
You couldn't get through a single conversation with me without mentioning your height. And you weren't freakishly tall either! The final straw was when you almost made it to the end of our phone call before saying, "Yeah, I'm headed out to do a little Christmas shopping. Good thing I'm 6'1" and can see over the crowd."
Calm down, dude. You're not like Conan's height.