You told me you had to kiss that other girl because you were in a photo booth, and that's what people do in there.
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21 minutes ago
Bad excuse maker!
You told me you had to kiss that other girl because you were in a photo booth, and that's what people do in there.
Don't understand that gas is flammable!
When you smelled a gas leak coming from our stove, you lit a bunch of candles to cover up the smell.
Paranoid non-wanker!
You told me you didn't masturbate for three years because you were worried your dead grandmother could see you and would be disappointed.
Promiscuous and diseased!
You casually told me on our first date that you'd slept with 40-50 people...and had HPV.
Would-be cannibal!
Our debate about me being a vegetarian devolved into you saying you would eat people.
Shoe-eating dog defender!
When your dog ate my favorite shoes you said they weren't a good color on me anyway.
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