You made out with my best friend, grabbed his crotch, flashed some other dude, gave your number to five guys, passed out, pissed my bed and puked.
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2 comments:
The picture that goes with this is just sooo perfect.
WOW. The only way that could have gone worse is if she had shot you, because then you wouldn't have been able to tell the story.
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