Improper past-tense conjugator!

You constantly said "seen" when it should have been "saw". Mentally correcting your grammar was exhausting and made me realize that you weren't a victim of a poor education, you were stupid.

Ambitious airport worker!

I was eating an airport pretzel and you told me, "Pretzels do a body good. And yours looks real good." We weren't even dating. You were a gate agent.