Showing posts with label email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label email. Show all posts

Spanish mocker!



You're from Spain, so even though I've never taken a Spanish class, I tried to be nice and write an email to you in Spanish with a few words that I picked up. I misspelled "fruit" in Spanish, and you mocked me. The best part is that you meant "hahahahaha" but you wrote "jajajajaja."

Overly eager penis pic emailer!


I dumped you because you sent me a picture of your penis before you'd even tried to kiss me.

Can't spell "semester"!



You wrote me an email before our date saying you finished one "cemester" of college.