Showing posts with label Drinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drinking. Show all posts

Neutered and texting drunk!




You text messaged me after our first date to let me know that you'd had a vasectomy. Since I'm only 28 you thought this might be a problem. You were right and I nicely told you this, but you continued text messaging me once a week drunk. I think that vasectomy was probably a good idea.

Drunk driving planner aheader!


You told me within the first 5 minutes of our date you had a Breathalizer in your car and asked if I could give you a ride home later.

West Side hater!



You gave me a lot of shit about living on the "West Side" – you didn't like driving across town to my house. It interfered with your drinking.